Quotes

A bunch of futanari related quotes and notes collected from around the internet (mostly from 0bsidian forums).

“I think I would notice if I was being violated by an equine cock.” — Screaming Organism

“A good dickgirl is like a good orgasm- long, hard, hot, and wet.” — Orchikalos

“Oh…anime sure is weird” from the futanari scene in Robot Chicken — LadyPeorth

“Whoa! If she was any longer, she could suck herself.”
“Dude, if she was any longer, she could fuck herself.” — rozberk

“Contrary to Freud's theory, we do not envy the penis. The reasons are obvious. First, we would not know how to sit comfortably with one; second, we do not want something veiny falling out of our shorts; and third, a penis looks terrible in a tight dress.” — Anka Radakovitch

“Good girls dream about ponies, bad girls dream about hermaphrodite centauresses. P.S. Bad herm centauresses dream about girls. :-)
“Dear Santa, I've been a good girl for a whole year, and I want to be turned into futa as my X-mas gift.”
“Mommy, could I miss the classes today? I think I have caught a huge erection.”
“How much horse-powers herm centauress has?”
“If someone looks like a girl and acts like a girl… Maybe it's futa?”
“Don't be fooled with a cock that I got…“
“It's hard to dissapear in the crowd with massive horseherm on the leash behind”
“Mommy, i'm already 13 years old and i'm still flat-crotched!!! *cries*”
“All cheerleaders should stop staining shower walls with their seed. One caught in the act will be held after classes!” — janetaur

“Once you've had a Shemale.. You'll never want a Female” — tsloverdave

Follows the same trend as above, but purely grabbed from random chats in IRC1).

  • [janetaur] 68% of women are unhappy with their penis size -_-

http://www.bash.org/?99699
<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of penis for a girl.

Slogans

Some quick bits that could find passage on a t-shirt or nicknack at cafepress . . .

  • Female-120%
  • Got Dick?
  • Big in the Right Places.
  • XYx (red Y)
  • The best girl. . . is a dickgirl.